Almost every day, I’m critical of women. A specific woman. I dodge thoughts at every turn that her body is too soft, she has a hearing loss she doesn’t talk about, and can’t drive for shit. And it’s someone I love. It’s me. But you and I know it’s not just me. It’s every woman. …

Let me tell you about my straight girl crush. I was in high school when I met her and the moment I heard her quote Shakespeare my heart stopped. She was straight, of course, but too beautiful not to stare at. There was a depth to her, something just below the surface, like walking to …